Zoda – The Zkittlez x OG Eddy Beast That Smells Like You Just Robbed a Citrus Orchard

Bro if you need something to turn a grey-ass Canadian winter morning into straight summer vibes this is it Zoda straight up smells like someone took fresh mandarins pineapple chunks and pine needles then threw em in a blender with premium gas Open the bag and half the room starts looking around like “who’s making juice right now”

Ten minutes after one joint and boom brain switches to creative mode music hits different your to-do list doesn’t feel like torture anymore and you’re laughing at memes you ignored yesterday No jitters no paranoia just pure upbeat focus that lasts hours

People been telling me this is their new work-from-home secret designers blasting through projects coders finally fixing that bug one guy even cleaned his entire garage and said it felt fun That’s the Zoda effect

Grow-wise she’s a greedy lil monster short bushy start then stretches hard when you flip 12/12 give her a trellis or you’re screwed Buds come out rock hard completely white like they fell in cocaine Nine weeks max indoors and outdoors in southern Ontario or BC she finishes early October easy Smelled so loud last round the neighbours thought we started a Christmas tree farm in September

Right now we got fem seeds (already backed up by half the breeders in the country) proper autos for the balcony warriors distillate carts that taste stupid close to the real flower and some frosty-ass quarters for the OGs

Everything grown indoor in living soil small batch hand trimmed quad-tested zero spray Ships tomorrow if you order before 3pm EST double vacuum sealed in mylar then tossed in the most boring box on earth Canada Post tracking the whole way